Cultural differences

In New York and New Jersey, honking your horn is like saying "I have feelings! They may or may not have anything to do with you." People honk because they're generally frustrated with traffic, or as the gentle "ahem, the light has changed."
In Minnesota, honking your horn is like leaning out your window and shouting "YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!"

In conclusion, I would like an "ahem," setting on my car.