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spiderplanet ([personal profile] spiderplanet) wrote2009-12-10 08:11 pm

A smoking post

I smoked for many years. Probably more than a decade total, but off and on for about 16 18 years until about three years ago. Sometimes I'd quit for six months or a year, and then I would revert back to smoking because smoking is awesome.

Smoking is the absolute best way to ensure that nobody gets within an arms length of you for ten whole minutes. "Piss off!" is what's implied when a person gesticulates with anything that's on fire.

Still, the benefits do not outweigh the detriments, and around this time of year I miss smoking the least - especially when I see the smokers huddled next to the building outside, all miserable and shunned.

Perhaps one of you miserable, shunned people would be kind enough to save me out an empty cigarette box so that I can make one of these.

It would be appreciated.